I'm a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how its done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. - Brendan Behan
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years. - Brendan Behan
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. - Brendan Behan
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse. - Brendan Behan
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
I am a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. - Brendan Behan
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan